~don't touch me~

Nov 10th at 3PM / 9 notes

Nov 7th at 4PM / via: jocalderonelover / op: bradfordsox / 119,876 notes

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

The election:

Nov 7th at 11AM / via: pastelpixie / op: hazza-stylez / 20,946 notes

Americans: Yay Obama so happy he won!
Rest of the world: OBBBAAAMMMAA YES OMG I AM SO HAPPY YES 4 FOR YOU OBAMA I CAN'T EVEN OBAMA YOU ARE THE RULER OF THE WORLD EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT K.

Aug 29th at 5PM / 24 notes

Apr 15th at 4PM / via: fuckyeahdolan / op: fuckyeahdolan / 28,662 notes

fuckyeahdolan:

regards 2pretty4jail

Apr 9th at 6PM / via: grade-a-memo / op: andrewbreitel / 60,686 notes

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